Out of the Mouths of Babes

What is Butt Dust??? What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?'

Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These

have to be original and genuine. No adult is this

creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding

his new baby sister. After a while he asked:

'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one

for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.

Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember

any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you

must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five

to six.' STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom

good night.. 'I love you so much that when you die

I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a

pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off

the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom

explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have

to open it for her...Eyes wide with wonder, the

little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the

hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,'

she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..' DJ (age 4)

stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How

much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that

were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without

taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is

he whispering in her mouth?' CLINTON (age 5) was

in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom

asked what was troubling him, he replied,

'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when

I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His

dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take

his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked

back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James

asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met

an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew.

Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked,

'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

this particular Sunday sermon...' Dear Lord,' the

minister began, with arms extended toward

heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned

face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would

have continued but at that moment my very

obedient daughter who was listening leaned over

to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little

four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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What Love Means to a 4-8 Year Old :) Proof positive that the older you get the

dumber you are! Slow down for three

minutes to read this. It is so worth it.

Touching words from the mouth of babes.

A group of professional people posed this

question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,

'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and

deeper than anyone could have imagined

See what you think:

When my grandmother got arthritis, she

couldn't bend over and paint her toenails

anymore. So my grandfather does it for

her all the time, even when his hands got

arthritis too. That's love..

'Rebecca-age 8 'When someone loves you,

the way they say your name is different..

You just know that your name is safe in

their mouth. 'Billy - age 4 'Love is when

a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on

shaving cologne and they go out and smell

each other.'

Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to

eat and give somebody most of your French

fries without making them give you any

of theirs. 'Chrissy - age 6' Love is what

makes you smile when you're tired.

'Terri - age 4 'Love is when my mommy makes

coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before

giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7 'Love is when you kiss all the

time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you

still want to be together and you talk more.

My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look

gross when they kiss. 'Emily - age 8' Love is

what's in the room with you at Christmas if you

stop opening presents and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)' If you want to learn to

love better, you should start with a friend who

you hate. Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million

more Nikka's on this planet) 'Love is when you tell

a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

'Noelle - age 7 'Love is like a little old woman and

a little old man who are still friends even after

they know each other so well.

'Tommy - age 6 'During my piano recital, I was on

a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people

watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared

anymore. 'Cindy - age 8' My mommy loves

me more than anybody-You don't see anyone else

kissing me to sleep at night. 'Clare - age 6 'Love is

when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5 'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly

and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert

Redford.'

Chris - age 7 'Love is when your puppy licks your

face even after you left him alone all day.

'Mary Ann - age 4 'I know my older sister loves me

because she gives me all her old clothes and has to

go out and buy new ones.

'Lauren - age 4 ' When you love somebody, your

eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out

of you.' Karen - age 7 ' Love is when Mommy sees

Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'

Mark - age 6 'You really shouldn't say 'I love you'

unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should

say it a lot. People forget.'

And the final one The winner was a four year old

child whose next door neighbor was an elderly

gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon

seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the

old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and

just sat there. When his Mother asked what he

had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

**I received these in email--Hope you

enjoyed!

~Keep on Dreaming~