Pricless Observations

PART ONE I received this in an e-mail and thought I'd share it with you... Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." ***Lillian Carter (Mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue- "No good in bed, but fine against a wall." ***Eleanor Roosevelt I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ***Zsa Zsa Gabor Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty..But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. *** Phyllis Diller Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. ***Winston Churchill I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ***Bob Hope My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ***Rodney Dangerfield We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. *** Will Rogers I never drink water because of the dicusting things that fish do in it. ***W. C. Fields Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ***Mark Twain Enjoy!!!! ~Keep on Dreaming~