Priceless Observations, Part 2

It's a dark, wet and dreary day here in Kansas. ***Melinda*** Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdrew that statement. ***Mark Twain*** The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. ***George Burns*** Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ***Victor Borge*** I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ***Groucho Marx*** My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ***Jimmy Durante*** By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ***Socrates*** Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ***Art Levine*** Money can't buy you happiness...But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ***Scott Milligan*** Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. ***Joe Namath*** By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ***Billy Crystal*** And the cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out! Hope you have enjoyed part 1 and 2. If you missed part 1 go back a couple of Thursdays--I believe. M ~Keep on Dreaming~