Hello!
Well, St. Patrick's Day is around the
corner so I thought we'd have a little
fun.
Here are some St. Pat's jokes. Enjoy!
No cheating...answers below :)
Why did the Leprechaun climb over the
Rainbow?
How do you spot a jealous Leprechaun?
What do you call a big Irish spider?
Why do Leprechauns hate running?
Why are so many Leprechauns florists?
What happens when you cross poison
ivy with a four leaf clover?
How is a good friend like a four leaf
clover?
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To get to the other side!
He/she is green with envy!
Paddy long legs!
They'd rather jig than jog!
They have green thumbs!
You get a rash of good luck!
They are hard to find!
How did you do?
Irish blessing:
May your blessing outnumber
the shamrocks that grow, And
may trouble avoid you wherever
you go.
~Keep on Dreaming~
I was 0 for 7 on the jokes. Good ones to remember for my grandkids! If only I had a memory:( We love St. Paddy's day, and will have the traditional corned beef and cabbage.
ReplyDeleteOops, next time I will make them easier. :)
DeleteWe had our celebration yesterday.
Quite yummy if I do say so myself.
M : )
Ha, ha, ha! I got #5 and that's it. Not a drop of Irish blood here, but I would've loved it. There will be plenty of green that day, from green beer to green Chicago river, not to mention Irish coffee. I like your Irish blessing ~~~ the same to you and Mr. Ken!
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed.
DeleteI bet the river is awesome in person. Did see a video of them "turning" it green.
M : )
Thanks for the giggles today! Happy Paddy's Day my friend!
ReplyDeleteHappy to make you giggle.
DeleteHope you had a great day.
M : )
I'm a smiling... thanks!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Love that you are smiling.
DeleteM : )
You've got me smiling. Hope you're enjoying a happy St. Patrick's Day!
ReplyDeleteMore smiles, so happy to hear!
DeleteM : )
This was cute.....I always enjoy the cute things you post....have a great week..
ReplyDeleteSo glad you enjoyed this post.
DeleteVery nice to hear.
M : )
thank you for your humor...make me smiling.
ReplyDeletehave a great day
Glad you enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteM : )