Friday, October 31, 2014

Boo!

 

It's has arrived, the day of spooks
and goblins.

Are you ready?

For your enjoyment I have some silly
Halloween jokes for you.

What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?

A plumpkin


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them.


What do ghosts use the clean their hair?

Sham-boo!


Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.


and my favorite of all:

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!





Happy Halloween my friends!
Enjoy and be safe.

Will be back on Monday with the
weekend fun.


~Keep on Dreaming~

3 comments:

  1. Oh good! Mr. Ken thought they were corny.

    Happy Halloween!

    M : )

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  2. Well Malinda....I'm late reading but I still enjoyed your jokes!! Gave this girl a much needed smile..
    Hugs

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