13 hours ago
Friday, October 31, 2014
It's has arrived, the day of spooks
Are you ready?
For your enjoyment I have some silly
Halloween jokes for you.
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern?
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
What do ghosts use the clean their hair?
Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
and my favorite of all:
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Happy Halloween my friends!
Enjoy and be safe.
Will be back on Monday with the
~Keep on Dreaming~
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Haha! A plumpkin. Love it. :-)ReplyDelete
Oh good! Mr. Ken thought they were corny.ReplyDelete
M : )
Well Malinda....I'm late reading but I still enjoyed your jokes!! Gave this girl a much needed smile..ReplyDelete