Thursday, November 14, 2013

For Your Funnybone





Here are some Thanksgiving funnies:

Why did the police arrest
the turkey?

(They suspected fowl play.)

What's the most mucical part
of a turkey?

(The Drumstick.)

What happened when the turkey
got into a fight?

(He got the stuffing knocked
out of him.)

What's blue and covered with feathers?

(A turkey holding it's breath.)

What did the turkey say to the turkey
hunter?

(Quack!, Quack!)


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I'm hungry!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

Share these with family and friends. Have fun.

I have one more! (Non Thanksgiving)

How do you make a tissue dance?



(Put a little boogie in it!!!!)

~Keep on Dreaming~

4 comments:

  1. So cute and funny, Melinda! I'm sharing all of these with the kids!!! Hugs.

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    1. I hope they get a kick out of them!

      M :)

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  2. You lost me on the last one, you stinker! :-)

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