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Thursday, October 8, 2009
Priceless Observations, Part 2
It's a dark, wet and dreary day here in Kansas. ***Melinda*** Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdrew that statement. ***Mark Twain*** The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. ***George Burns*** Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ***Victor Borge*** I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ***Groucho Marx*** My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ***Jimmy Durante*** By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ***Socrates*** Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. ***Art Levine*** Money can't buy you happiness...But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. ***Scott Milligan*** Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. ***Joe Namath*** By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ***Billy Crystal*** And the cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out! Hope you have enjoyed part 1 and 2. If you missed part 1 go back a couple of Thursdays--I believe. M ~Keep on Dreaming~
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You silly, lady!ReplyDelete
Enjoyed all the quotes.
Good luck with the give-away, I hope you win!!!
I like the irish coffee one, that's my kind of drink! With it being wet and dreary it sounds great! I'm ready to start for the first fire in the fireplace!ReplyDelete
HYSTERICAL! Loved this!!ReplyDelete
where do you find this stuff--i love it! actually, some of those comedic quotes are really quite true! have a great weekend off!ReplyDelete
This was fun, I love quotes! I'll let you know how my "cooking day" goes.ReplyDelete
Thanks for taking my "Toy Tour"! Love the Thursday thoughts.ReplyDelete
Stay Cozy, Carrie