Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween Humor

Halloween Jokes: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have any guts. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine? A wash-and-wear wolf. What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in the car? They boo-kle their seatbelts. How did the ghost patch his sheet? With a pumpkin patch. What do witches use on their hair? Scare Spray. What do the bird's sing on Halloween? Twick or Tweet.
Could it be that those trick-or-treaters wearing
sheets, aren't going as ghosts but as MATTRESSES?
****George Carlin****
Top 10 signs you are too old for trick-or-treating:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have someone else chew your candy. 8. You ask for high fiber candy ONLY. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you loose your balance and fall over. 6. People say,"Great Keith Richard's mask!" and your not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or...." and you can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of retraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. Drumroll please..... The number 1 reason: You avoid going to the houses of your ex-wives. One more day until the GREAT PUMPKIN arrives. I hope everyone has their treats to hand out and their costumes ready. We still have some tweaking on both ends BUT we WILL be ready for ALL those Trick- or -Treaters that arrive tomorrow night! ~Keep on Dreaming~

4 comments:

  1. Great funnies!! I can't wait to tell my kids when they get home from school. Happy Halloween.
    Kim

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  2. hi!! have you got your costume ready for tomorow??? i like your jokes! great fun.HAPPY HALLOWEEN! catherine

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  3. Heeehehee! Your the only PowerRanger with a walker! I'm callin' the grandkids with these fun jokes!

    Your havin' waaaaayy too much fun!!!

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  4. Hi Melinda...and thank you for checking up on me! :) I truly appreciate it. I've been bummed out this week for some reason; then I had to "be the teacher" again Friday, so I was pretty weary. But the weekend came at just the right time, and I bet you understand that for sure!

    Halloween Night is pretty much over around here. Surprisingly, there were kids out around 5 p.m. in broad daylight-never saw that before! We never went out before dark...hmmm.

    Hope your night is fun. :) Talk to you again...Carol

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