Wednesday, March 13, 2019

A Little St Pat's Blarney

 


Hello!

Well, St. Patrick's Day is around the
corner so I thought we'd have a little
fun.

Here are some St. Pat's jokes. Enjoy! 
No cheating...answers below :)


Why did the Leprechaun climb over the
Rainbow?

How do you spot a jealous Leprechaun?

What do you call a big Irish spider?

Why do Leprechauns hate running?

Why are so many Leprechauns florists?

What happens when you cross poison
ivy with a four leaf clover?

How is a good friend like a four leaf
clover?

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To get to the other side!

He/she is green with envy!

Paddy long legs!

They'd rather jig than jog!

They have green thumbs!

You get a rash of good luck!

They are hard to find!

How did you do?

Irish blessing:

May your blessing outnumber
the shamrocks that grow, And
may trouble avoid you wherever
you go.


~Keep on Dreaming~

14 comments:

  1. I was 0 for 7 on the jokes. Good ones to remember for my grandkids! If only I had a memory:( We love St. Paddy's day, and will have the traditional corned beef and cabbage.

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    1. Oops, next time I will make them easier. :)
      We had our celebration yesterday.
      Quite yummy if I do say so myself.

      M : )

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  2. Ha, ha, ha! I got #5 and that's it. Not a drop of Irish blood here, but I would've loved it. There will be plenty of green that day, from green beer to green Chicago river, not to mention Irish coffee. I like your Irish blessing ~~~ the same to you and Mr. Ken!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed.
      I bet the river is awesome in person. Did see a video of them "turning" it green.

      M : )

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  3. Thanks for the giggles today! Happy Paddy's Day my friend!

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    1. Happy to make you giggle.
      Hope you had a great day.

      M : )

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  4. I'm a smiling... thanks!
    Hope you have a Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

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  5. You've got me smiling. Hope you're enjoying a happy St. Patrick's Day!

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  6. This was cute.....I always enjoy the cute things you post....have a great week..

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    1. So glad you enjoyed this post.
      Very nice to hear.

      M : )

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  7. thank you for your humor...make me smiling.
    have a great day

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