Thursday, September 24, 2009

Pricless Observations

PART ONE I received this in an e-mail and thought I'd share it with you... Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." ***Lillian Carter (Mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue- "No good in bed, but fine against a wall." ***Eleanor Roosevelt I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ***Zsa Zsa Gabor Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty..But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. *** Phyllis Diller Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. ***Winston Churchill I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ***Bob Hope My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ***Rodney Dangerfield We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. *** Will Rogers I never drink water because of the dicusting things that fish do in it. ***W. C. Fields Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ***Mark Twain Enjoy!!!! ~Keep on Dreaming~

5 comments:

  1. Love quips like this ... some new ones in there for me. Have a beautiful weekend. TTFN~ Marydon

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  2. I needed these before I go out to mow. :o) I know it's not Thrasher Thursday but it rained me out yesterday so I'm combining it with Deep Clean Friday. I am woman I can roar....(see me pass out on the floor).

    Love the quips, especially Miss Lillians. Oh, our youngens' don't always bring out the best in us, especially those teen years.

    Thanks for sharing and have a wonderful weekend full of blessings!!!

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  3. Love those.. especially Lillian Carters.. have a good weekend.

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  4. Too funny! thanks for the laugh:)

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