Saturday, April 23, 2011

A Hare Raising Tail ....

EASTER BUNNY STORY
A man was driving along a
highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle
of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, pulls
over and gets out to see what
has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay the
rabbit didn't make it.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
drives by and sees the man
crying, she pulls over.
She steps out of the car and
asks the man "what's wrong?"
"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and he
didn't make it."
She runs to her car and
pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the
Easter Bunny; bends down,
and sprays the bunny.
The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves his paw and hops off
down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns
around and waves again. He
hops down the road another
ten feet and waves again, he
does this until he is out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs
over to the woman and
demands, "what is in that can?"
"What did you spray on the
Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around
so the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(Last chance)
(Ok, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!!!!! :)
~Keep on Dreaming~

3 comments:

  1. Cute! Only blondes have enough common sense to survive these days.

    Happy Easter to you all...
    Shug

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  2. Hope you had a wonderful Easter and are enjoying spring weather. It finally arrived here.

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  3. Oh Melinda, this was a groaner! But thanks for the smile!

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